1 pub crawl with my brothers,
1 Flying Dog brewery tour,
9 pub visits,
1 instance of carding,
3 alternative clubs with my sister,
1 infraction of being hopelessly straight at gay bar,
1 five gallon vat of oatmeal stout made with enthusiasm, and friends expertise,
0 cases of driving intoxicated,
0 regrettable life choices made.
…It’s been a little over two weeks.